Ahhhhh they annoy the crap out of me.

One today said
"Hello. This is an answering machine ...."

Well a duh!!

I hate when people leave me voicemail messages. My Gran phones me and leaves me a voicemail to tell me that she phoned me!

I can tell - it came up missed call!!

I think they are funny at times, depending on who sends you them.

My friend has a VM that says "Hello? Hello? Are you there?"
And you start talking and it then it says "Oh, hey, you have reached Ed"...etc

Voicemails are over rated...

Some are stupid like the ones my dad sends me, "Where are you at?" Continued by random yelling afterwards. My mom annoys me the hell when she sends me voicemails... It's like an annual thing to do for her each day. Especially while I'm at work....

I never call people though, I always text :D.

That confuses my granny. all voicemails confuse my granny. she thinks shes reached the person, and gets cross when they don't respond.

I would be a sucker to fall for that

Yeah lol.

Voice mails are okay. Yar, they get annoying, but it's good to know how someone's emotions are, like something bad is going on you can tell by how they talk. You can't tell something like that by reading a text message.

one of my friends has perfect timing

he goes "Hey" then pauses and he's like "wassup man?" and everyone I know talks to it thinking it's him
for me it's just cuz I don't pay attention XD otherwise he says my name

I don't like leaving them. But my answering machine on my cell phone is funny as hell.